Random MRE Table

What's for dinner? Draw a card and consult the table.

Hearts Clubs Diamonds Spades
Ace pork w/ rice in BBQ sauce
applesauce
peanut butter and crackers
snack nuts
grilled beef steak
Mexican rice
peanut butter and crackers
(British 24-hour ration)
hamburger and beans
chicken and mushroom soup
treacle pudding
(German 24-hour ration)
South American vegetable chili
hamburger in tomato sauce
orange dessert cream
King chili and macaroni
fruit
oatmeal cookie
crackers and jelly
pasta and vegetables
fruit
extra fruit
granola bar
peanut butter and crackers
(British 24-hour ration)
corned beef hash
beef stew with dumplings
chocolate pudding
(German 24-hour ration)
ravioli in mushroom sauce
grilled sausage in curry sauce
chocolate mousse
Queen chicken stew
fruit
pound cake
crackers and jelly
cheese tortellini
applesauce
granola bar
peanut butter and crackers
(British 24-hour ration)
chicken sausage with beans
lamb stew with potatoes
fruit dumplings in butterscotch sauce
(Italian)
ravioli in mystery sauce
tuna with beans
fruit cereal bar
30mL brandy ration
Jack grilled chicken
potatoes au gratin
pound cake
crackers and jelly
chicken parmesan
rice
pound cake
cheese spread and crackers
candy
(British 24-hour ration)
corned beef hash
pork casserole
treacle pudding
(French 24-hour ration)
tuna in mystery sauce
paella
veal stew
10 spaghetti w/ meat sauce
oatmeal cookie
peanut butter and crackers
candy
boneless pork chop w/ noodles
applesauce
pound cake
cheese spread and crackers
(British 24-hour ration)
bacon and beans
shepherd's pie
fruit dumplings in butterscotch sauce
(French 24-hour ration)
marinated mackerel
lamb stew
chicken and rice in ratatouille
9 smoked sausages
fruit
potato sticks
peanut butter and crackers
candy
beef ravioli
fruit
extra fruit
fudge brownie
cheese spread and crackers
(British 24-hour ration)
hamburger and beans
steak, potato, and vegetable soup
rice pudding
(Dutch 24-hour ration)
biscuits with meat, cheese, and tuna spread and jelly
sauerkraut w/ sausage and potatoes
white beans w/ tomato sauce and pork
8 beef stew
chocolate cookie
cheese spread and crackers
candy
turkey breast w/ gravy
mashed potatoes
pound cake
peanut butter and crackers
candy
(British 24-hour ration)
meatballs and pasta in tomato sauce
chicken stew with dumplings
chocolate pudding
(Australian 24-hour ration)
spaghetti and meatballs
lamb and vegetables
rice w/ chili and soy sauce
ginger cookie
7 ham
potatoes au gratin
pound cake
cheese spread and crackers
beef w/ mushrooms
buttered rice
corn chips
peanut butter and crackers
(Canadian 24-hour ration)
BBQ franks and beans
tortellini w/ alfredo sauce
cabbage rolls
(Spanish ration)
tuna salad
pork chunks
chicken soup mix
pear paste
6 pork chow mein and noodles
chocolate cookie
peanut butter and crackers
candy
meatballs w/ tomato sauce
fruit
chocolate cookie
peanut butter and crackers
(Canadian 24-hour ration)
scalloped potatoes and ham
chicken casserole w/ rice
chicken breast cacciatorre
(Norwegian 24-hour arctic ration)
cereal and mixed fruit
pasta in tomato sauce
sweet & sour chicken w/ rice
unidentified berry syrup and oat biscuits
5 tuna w/ noodles
fruit
pound cake
cheese spread and crackers
candy
Thai chicken
rice
snack mix
cheese spread and crackers
(Canadian 24-hour ration)
sausage and hash browns
chili con carne
meatballs w/ herb sauce
(Norwegian 24-hour ration)
cereal w/ raisins and spices
chili con carne
beef and potato stew
peach syrup and oat biscuits
4 chicken and rice
brownie
cheese spread and crackers
candy
bean & rice burrito
fruit
peanut butter and crackers
fruit snack bar
peanut brittle
(Canadian 24-hour ration)
ham steak w/ mustard sauce
sweet & sour pork
pork w/ herb & wine sauce
(Polish ration)
beans and sausage
Spam
bulletproof bread w/ honey
3 scalloped potatoes w/ ham
applesauce
brownie
cheese spread and crackers
chicken a la king
fruit
peanut butter and crackers
candy
(Canadian 24-hour ration)
cheese omelette
beef bourgignon
beef stroganoff
(Russian 24-hour ration)
stewed beef
canned beef and barley spread
pork and rice
plum jam with raisins
2 corned beef hash
fruit
oatmeal cookie
crackers and jelly
omelet w/ ham
potatoes au gratin
oatmeal cookie
crackers and jelly
candy
(Canadian 24-hour ration)
sausage links
beef ravioli
salmon filet
(Russian 24-hour ration)
stewed beef
canned fish and barley spread
canned sausage stuffing with oatmeal
canned buckwheat and peaches
bulletproof crackers
Black Joker Experimental shelf-stable pizza or other unique and precious delicacy.
Red Joker Draw again, but something is horribly wrong...